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Yep3334:
we had bring it on 4 trailer before our movie
Yep3334:
looked amazing.
kcnovA23:
oh man im super jealous
Yep3334:
haha
Yep3334:
yeah, most people are when i tell em that
kcnovA23:
i wonder what the plot of this one will be
kcnovA23:
hopefully an urban dance group and a spoiled non-minority team up to learn
about acceptance and coming together
Yep3334:
they should switch it upp
Yep3334:
maybe like the urban dance group the one thats spoiled
kcnovA23:
here we go here we go
kcnovA23:
kid from the streets
kcnovA23:
sent to his rich relatives
kcnovA23:
because he got in a fight
kcnovA23:
and his mom got scared
kcnovA23:
when all he was doing was shooting some bball up behind the school
Yep3334:
haha
kcnovA23:
its golden
Yep3334:
nah man, thatd never work
kcnovA23:
i'm telling you give it a shottttt
kcnovA23:
i got a feelinggggg
Yep3334:
your crazy.
kcnovA23:
I'm an optimist.
kcnovA23:
I didn't know how to spell the little whip noise
ChrisJNelson13:
if i had to spell it
ChrisJNelson13:
i'd go with...
ChrisJNelson13:
wwwCHHH
kcnovA23:
just gave spellcheck an aneurysm
XBaDoKittYX:
so this was like, super recently that you discovered you are one of the
biggest idiots in the world?
Rachels
Rhapsody:
happy fathers day
Rachels
Rhapsody:
i am carrying your child, so i will feel obligated to buy you a grill for
the next 18 years
kcnovA23:
yayyy
kcnovA23:
and ties
kcnovA23:
need some more ties
(strange thing is this
makes sense in context)
Rachels Rhapsody:
did they dominate
Rachels Rhapsody:
or did lincoln prevail
kcnovA23:
nah teddy roosevelt couldnt hold up the lead that washington, lincoln
and hancock built up
kcnovA23:
hannah won it at the end
Rachels Rhapsody:
is she a pirogie?
kcnovA23:
yes
(From a Facebook picture comment
section)
Rachael Comment:
i saw this and and i was like that not cor.... KC is suck a picture hog
tottaly pushes u into the corner....
My Comment:
Rachael tragically died in an attempt to write the previous comment....
RIP
kcnovA23:
ncaa demo been downloading foreverrr
ChrisJNelson13:
1.4 gigs
kcnovA23:
those cheerleaders better have a ton of f'n polygons
Kevin:
this journalist is dumb too
Kevin:
t-rexes are herbavors. if you're going to be condecending, at least be
correct
ChrisJNelson13:
....
ChrisJNelson13:
what
Kevin:
wait nvm, getting them mixed up with another dinosaur
Kevin:
lol
ChrisJNelson13:
wow...
Kevin:
i need to go back to 3rd grade
ChrisJNelson13:
how do you possibly get t-rex mixed up with another dinosaur
ChrisJNelson13:
mom just spent five minutes showing my pictures of mario lopez's abs
ChrisJNelson13:
good news is that's time saved searching for porn tonight
(gchat)
cns:
you are doing soooo good answrreing phonews
me:
you are doing just okay typingg
ChrisJNelson13:
you hear about the kid who got decapitated at six flags over georgia?
kcnovA23:
yup
ChrisJNelson13:
maybe he was trying to get aHEAD in line
kcnovA23:
this is me ignoring your awful pun
ChrisJNelson13:
maybe some girl told him if he did it she'd give him HEAD
ChrisJNelson13:
i heard he sang in the choir, and that he was HEAD and shoulders above
anyone else
kcnovA23:
i wonder what SHAMPOO HE USEDDDDD
kcnovA23:
PROBABLY PERT PLUS
ChrisJNelson13:
yeah maybe V05
kcnovA23:
i heard that is great on dandruff
ChrisJNelson13:
i just like the way it smells
Lingsch:
world of warcraft is the gayest thing ever
ChrisJNelson13:
george w. bush is not very intelligent
Lingsch:
touche
(gchat)
me: my mom almost
brought to tears of joy because Noodle just took a dump in the front yard
carlangeloff:
its the little things...
Yep3334:
haha did you get my txt the other day?
kcnovA23:
about the govt wanting to put shock collars on airplane passengers to calm
them down? haha yeah
kcnovA23:
im very excited
Yep3334:
yeah me too.
Yep3334:
gonna be a disgrace.
kcnovA23:
you mean amazzzzing
Yep3334:
haha
Yep3334:
oh thats right
kcnovA23:
if him and i ever fought though, i would immediately bring up the fact
that he tans though. first thing i'd say
kcnovA23:
and the circle around us would all go OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo
kcnovA23:
and then he would punch me in the face and the crowd would disperse
MsPennyRazzle:
i just clicked on your face
kcnovA23:
it tickled
Rachels Rhapsody:
i will write you a recommendation letter
Rachels Rhapsody:
with a sweet letterhead
kcnovA23:
you give great letterhead
LEESE04G:
she probably was like this kid is a crazy mother fucker
kcnovA23:
i sure hope so
kcnovA23:
thats how i build my relationships
LEESE04G:
haha
kcnovA23:
it starts with mild attraction, then falls to disgust, then build to
avoidance, tolerance, acceptance, love
stargazer72104:
in 98 there was a tornado in my backyard.
stargazer72104:
i only remember cause the raccoon fair had tshirts that said like "I
survived"
kcnovA23:
i'd want one that says "I didn't survive the tornado."
kcnovA23:
and confuse the hell out of people
kcnovA23:
either i'm a zombie or steal clothes from dead people
kcnovA23:
either way, probably not making new friends
WeavaPsu:
squash sounds badass
WeavaPsu:
its like racquetball with more rules
kcnovA23:
cuz nothing is more bad ass then "more rules"
kcnovA23:
need to have your editor be your arch nemesis
kcnovA23:
so they're like "i hate you but damnit thats some good writing"
MsPennyRazzle:
evidently satan lives in myrtle beach
kcnovA23:
my grandma lives in myrtle beach
MsPennyRazzle:
uh oh...you know what that means
kcnovA23:
she's dating satan?
MsPennyRazzle:
wait why would your grandmother be dating
kcnovA23:
needs a big red horned man in her life
MsPennyRazzle:
oh makes sense
kcnovA23:
My mom will claim it's my sock on the floor, I'll say i've never seen it
before in my life. She planted it there to frame me.
kcnovA23:
She'll give up and throw it in my room, I can keep watching tv.
kcnovA23:
Win-win
kcnovA23:
Well, at least a double win for me anyway.
kcnovA23:
i bought collector's edition... don't even know what comes with it
Carl02A:
chicks dig collector's edition
Carl02A:
comes with tha pussy!
MsPennyRazzle:
you must have been a weird kid
kcnovA23:
have you met me?
kcnovA23:
you need your cell phone, don't want to get stranded somewhere
kcnovA23:
some Hills have Highs wasteland
kcnovA23:
er... hills have eyes, i mean
kcnovA23:
hills have highs totally diff movie
kcnovA23:
prob staring method man and redman
Yep3334:
id like to make it to ala/georgia
Yep3334:
before i pass out
kcnovA23:
at the wheel... while you're going 80...
Yep3334:
haha 90.
kcnovA23:
god i hate germany
MsPennyRazzle:
why?
kcnovA23:
because they're trying to crush our olympic hopes
kcnovA23:
and i guess world war 2
kcnovA23:
mostly olympics right now though
zegnot:
i thought i was indifferent, turns out im not
kcnovA23:
i guess we all learned something about ourselves today
zegnot:
im happy i grew
zegnot:
as a person
kcnovA23:
i'm proud of you
zegnot:
im emotional
MsPennyRazzle:
gosh your such a little plagiarizer
kcnovA23:
worst superhero ever
kcnovA23:
THE PLAGERIZERRRRRR
MsPennyRazzle:
haha that would be the arch nemesis of THE EDITOR
kcnovA23:
nice one!
kcnovA23:
and the city they live in would be called WIKIPEDIA
kcnovA23:
...VILLE
kcnovA23:
you're the bessssssttttt aroundddddddd...... nothings gonna ever keep you
dowwwnnn
MsPennyRazzle:
what a great typing voice you have
kcnovA23:
i know, american typing idol
MsPennyRazzle:
i see how very fair of you
kcnovA23:
i want to set an example
kcnovA23:
you know, for the kids
MsPennyRazzle:
what kids -looks around-
kcnovA23:
they're over here eating rice crispy treats and playing duck duck goose
MsPennyRazzle:
...
kcnovA23:
brb im the goose
kcnovA23:
alright beat the crap out of that kid
kcnovA23:
that'll teach him
kcnovA23:
hes in the pickle jar now
MsPennyRazzle:
wtf
MsPennyRazzle:
OMG
MsPennyRazzle:
im so confused
carl02A:
your puppy is cute
kcnovA23:
yea hes cool when hes not shitting on the carpet
kcnovA23:
but i suppose that'd be true about anyone
WeavaPsu:
i get my revenge today
kcnovA23:
MAI
ROFLCOPTOR GOES SHWA SHWA SHWA SHWA
WeavaPsu:
LOLZ MINE GOS SHMEOW SHMOEW SHMOEW
kcnovA23:
I M IN UR
COURTZ STELIN UR ACEZ
WeavaPsu:
OMG NO WAI
WeavaPsu:
INVISIBLE RACQUET LOL
Yep3334:
new gallup poll showing mccain with a 3 % lead
Yep3334:
outside of the 2% margin of error
kcnovA23:
whoa baby
call the election
kcnovA23:
its all
over
pardon my smile:
lauren and i say
TOTALLY a lot...
kcnovA23:
haha
thats totally okay
kcnovA23:
that way
i know you're 100% on something
kcnovA23:
without
totally i think you're rounding up
kcnovA23:
im your favorite
MsPennyRazzle:
of who
kcnovA23:
all things ever
kcnovA23:
whoa my
ice in my drink melted and like moved
kcnovA23:
scared crap
out of me
MsPennyRazzle:
haha
kcnovA23:
thought my
dew had came to live seeking revenge for its family members i've
murdered
MsPennyRazzle:
ill bet you had a
really awesome imagination as a child
kcnovA23:
there were
no guys my age on my street
kcnovA23:
so i always
had to play alone
MsPennyRazzle:
aw sad
kcnovA23:
prob best
thing that happened to me
kcnovA23:
rather then
just playing basketball
kcnovA23:
or something
kcnovA23:
had to chase
invisible ninjas in my backyard who were trying to attack my family
since our house was built on buried treasure
MsPennyRazzle:
wow
MsPennyRazzle:
quiet a story
kcnovA23:
yeah it was
intense
MsPennyRazzle:
quite
kcnovA23:
had to fight
them off for a whole summer
MsPennyRazzle:
i take it you won
kcnovA23:
no no family
murdered, i was adopted later by the Fentons
ChrisJNelson13:
shot 14 times,
that's crazy
ChrisJNelson13:
makes 50 cent look
like a kid with a skinned knee
kcnovA23:
if you
had to get a tatoo what would it be and where
kcnovA23:
quick
answer go
MsPennyRazzle:
A star and a moon behind my left ear
MsPennyRazzle:
Like in what a girl wants
kcnovA23:
decccent
MsPennyRazzle:
Ur turn
kcnovA23:
a unicorn
fighting a dragon while a hawk drops missles on them while they're all
over the burning remains of new york city central park
kcnovA23:
on my
ankle
MsPennyRazzle:
....
